Don’t shoot me, Butlerholics, but I’m not feeling it in these photos. Gerard Butler was photographed in LA, filming that surf movie Of Men and Mavericks. He’s been preparing for it for months now, losing weight, learning how to surf (he plays a surfer), and basically, he’s been looking too thin. Much like my love for chubby Vincent D’Onofrio, I like my men with more meat on their bones. Unfortunately, Gerard has not gotten my memos. In a recent interview with Piers Morgan, Gerard talked about his weight gain a few years ago, and those paparazzi photos of him playing in the ocean, with the sunlight glistening off of his moist, jiggling belly and moobs. I said at the time that I still loved him and I would still hit it, but here’s Gerry’s take on that moment:
“I saw those photos and that changed me. I changed my life actually. I was on holiday with a buddy down in Barbados… I was taking some time off and I was eating more and more and I kept thinking I should be careful. I was getting in the water and I looked over and I saw a boat in the distance (with photographers on), and I thought ‘Oh no’. Even I didn’t realize how awful it was going to look. In truth, it didn’t look great, it didn’t kill me… it did lead me to be a little more (aware) of what I was eating.”
Noooo! You bitches were so mean about his moobs!!! He looked fine. Start eating again, Gerry!
Anyway, he’s skinny now. And while I’m a self-confessed Butlerholic, why aren’t these photos doing anything for me? He’s shirtless in some of the pics, and God knows, I love him shirtless. But he’s also wearing a wetsuit and… it’s not a turn on. Something about a confined wetsuit and whatever it’s doing to his “thunder”. It’s not sexy. Some men just can’t pull off a wetsuit.
I do like that photo of him tweaking his nip, though.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
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